I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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