Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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