He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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