I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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