i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
