Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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