I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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