I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??