you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you would pick up someone in the library
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*