shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
