Christians are straight up FREAKS
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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