I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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