His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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