All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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