I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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