don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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