i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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