You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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