ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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