what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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