i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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