Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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