Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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