Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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