where does the pee come out of this thing
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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