Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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