office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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