there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
did i just pee glitter
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