Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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