Pappa wants mamma naked
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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