I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Alive.
So much puke
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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