Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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