are you so shy because you have an std?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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