I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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