i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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