In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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