You just made me feel so damn special
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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