that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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