Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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