That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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