I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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