Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The air taste purple.
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