My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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