How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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