He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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