I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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