She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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