one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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