i can't believe i had my finger in that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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