Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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