your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
MIDGETS
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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