that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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