Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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