My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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