is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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