craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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