and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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