Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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